THE SELF-REFERENT EGO

I never make predictions. I never have and I never will.  

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault, and I have no faults.

I have never been wrong, except once, when I thought I was mistaken.

 Being bored keeps me busy.

 Eating ruins my appetite.

 I can be spontaneous if I have enough time to prepare.

 I am a unique individual, just like everyone else.

 I am optimistic, because without optimism, what else is there?

 They say I have a short attention span, but I...

 People say I am arrogant. They don't even deserve a response.

 Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

 I have to believe in free will. I have no choice.

 I try to be patient, but it takes too long.

 I thought about changing my mind, but then I reconsidered.

 I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

 I try not to disparage myself, but I'm not very good at it.