FOUR TRANSCENDENTAL LIMERICKS

1
There was a young man of Lahore
Whose limericks stopped at line four.
He said, "That;s enough
Of that asinine stuff."

2
There once was a gay divorcee
Whose limericks stopped at line three.
She said, "That's enough."

3
There was a young man of Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two.

4
There was a young man of Verdun